babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

partydrugs:
“Hayden Williams
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railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

pure of heart!!!!!!!!!! dumb of ass……………

qstronaut:

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

ladyshinga:

I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK, like. I’d be all right with it.

mistocho:

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

hymnsofheresy:

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

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